A THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS HELLO HOW DID YOU GET HERE
I was using my profile as a shortcut to perusing new Windows 7 themes and blazam, 1,000 on the dot. Maybe they're all from this very process, who knows, but since we both know it's caused by adoring followers that later wonder why the hell they're on my page that contains nothing, I'll say thanks anyway.
Speaking of. Do I have to go and create some shit for myself since I discovered this 1,000th phenonmeon? Screw it, it looks way cooler spelled that way. All I can think of is a sandwich and that doesn't seem very dA-journal-appropriate much less later posting pictures of it in celebration after the fact. I don't hate the raw idea of making a sandwich for myself, though, I do love them. Dearly.
Well this has been a shit load of nothing so far lol I swear I had a point to this. Futurama something something? Super excited? In the pants? All of that and more. Only an hour and a half to go!
Oh right, my grand scheme was to start this out about 1,000 views and then cleverly segue into apologizing to all my dA buddies for being a bit of a ghost these past few months save a few comments here and there. I get into these funks and then just distract myself from doing one thing entirely by doing a few other completely unnecessary, unimportant things instead so as not to feel bad about the initial neglect. It's bad. lol Anyhow, I have . . . 701 notices/watch messages right now that I'll need to start sifting through and commenting on while people wonder why the fuck someone is poking around in their 2-month old sketch of a chocobo that has fallen and can't get up, but I'm looking forward to all that awkwardness and more. Again, apologies to all, I've missed you and hope to have spammy, all-caps back-and-forths on your pages again real sooon.